My friend Miri leads an insanely crazy life!
Originally posted on What a Wonderful World, Indeed:
When my eldest son walked in to my room tonight holding a gold band and stated “look what my girlfriend bought me” I almost thought this post was going to begin with the words: So the best thing that happened to me today was that I was almost abducted by a sexual predictor. Fortunately, the band was a replica of The ONE RING and the near kidnapping shot back up the chart to #1 shitty event.
This has been a ridiculously long day. So for those who have not hear or want more details, let me elaborate.
I headed off to teach yoga today at 6:00. I dragged Zach along for the ride but realized as we arrived that my key to the studio had fallen off my key chain. In a moment of pre-coffee brilliance (which isn’t very bright at all) we made the decision to leave me there on the side of federal highway in the dark while Zach drove back for the key. Only one car arrived to yoga and finding that we would be delayed 10 minutes they decided coffee sounded like a better idea, leaving me once again alone in the dark. I got the creapiest of feelings so I decided to go walking down the highway toward something, anything that was open. Not 1 minute down the road, car passes me honks then stops.